sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt August 29, 2016

Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.

“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight

by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025

Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.

This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.

by BigShmeat February 17, 2022

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.

Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."

by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 December 4, 2012