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needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious
Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap
by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021
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Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
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Dirty Nap

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.
They just took a dirty nap
by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020
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pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.
Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap
by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017
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Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who normally don't get along, take a nap close enough to each other that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Nap and Rally

When you're mid-blackout and tire yourself out from dancing then take a nap and hear your favorite song, and pop up like piece of toast, and continue partying.
Chic: I think he's slumped...
Bro: Naw, wait for it. He's all about the Nap and Rally.
Me: *Hears Shoota* *Rises like the second coming of Jesus*
Bro: See there he goes back to the dance floor!
by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019
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You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 5, 2010
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