Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.
Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
by Philosofree November 30, 2014
Get the she couldn't tame a unicornmug. damn.
by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021
Get the she farted on my dickmug. She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli
by Anoyeb July 22, 2023
Get the she shake it like jellymug. We decided to try
Going our own ways for while
And give each other some space
But I never dreamed it would be miles
I thought she would cry
While she was packing up
I guess something isn't wrong enough
She's sure taking it well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here
Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well
Going our own ways for while
And give each other some space
But I never dreamed it would be miles
I thought she would cry
While she was packing up
I guess something isn't wrong enough
She's sure taking it well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here
Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well
There go all of my dreams
Melting like sugar in the rain
I would love to believe
She's only smiling through the pain
All the tears are mine
Shouldn't she be sad
After losing everything we had
She’s Sure Taking It Well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here
Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
Melting like sugar in the rain
I would love to believe
She's only smiling through the pain
All the tears are mine
Shouldn't she be sad
After losing everything we had
She’s Sure Taking It Well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here
Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
by Death Menace June 27, 2022
Get the She’s Sure Taking It Wellmug. by MelindaTHE March 29, 2020
Get the She pulled up to the studiomug. by Moony ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ June 27, 2022
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Get the she lost her jawmug.