Open Meat

A game were you and a group of friends run around away from each other defending your meat with one hand and trying to meat tap (hitting someones meat) another's meat with the other hand. At the end of the designated time whoever has the most meat taps wins and whoever has the reddest meat gets disqualified and then the next round starts and the same thing happens. The game lasts until one person is standing

Person: Hey yo! Open Meat!

Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.

by Russwest44 February 5, 2020

fundament opening

A polite term for asshole

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.

by Kontrolfreak February 5, 2020

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

open season

When its the right time to act on something whether it is because of the situations circumstances or governing restrictions.

Yeah that him over there by himself. Its open season lets pull up and end it.

Its open season now, we can hunt deer without issues.

by Jubar April 21, 2020

Open duf

Nice ass mother fucking bitch

Yo homie open duff

by Blaze4lifemothertruckers March 10, 2020

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020