The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.
Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"
by 2ace November 28, 2011
My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
n̴̺̤̝̪̳̞̮̲͍̯̭̯̖̤̜̻̾̉̅̊̽̑̓̈͛͑͌̑̒͘̚͜o̴̤͕̖̖̲͋̅̑ŭ̴̡͚̘̼̻̪͒́̃̄̌͗̈̕͠͝n̵̢̢̖̱̗̭̮̼͍̜̫͎̥͖̗͉̿̈͊̌͒̍̒̆͑͑̊
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
Zalgo Text is almost unreadable
by Lucasfergui1024 August 24, 2023
Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 January 01, 2017
When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY
I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.
by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020
Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 09, 2021
A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face
by King Drax May 21, 2012