Tech-bait

A person who can't help but romantically attract engineers and other tech-professionals.

His last 3 girlfriends were all programmers. The guy is total tech-bait!

by Anon34685754 September 24, 2013

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 6, 2009

Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.

Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.

by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014

Tech

Tech is a word used to describe something it could be anything that is worthy of using this word.

Did you see that movie Biozombie yet bro? Yeah it was real tech!

by High Strangeness March 16, 2022

lemon tech

The act of grinding Psychedelic mushrooms and mixing them with pure lemon juice in a cup to further the strength of the psychedelic effects

Hey man have you ever lemon teched? You’d trip balls

by Shaggys hacks February 5, 2023

tech-ditzy

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

by suzannadanna May 18, 2011

Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.

Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.

by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023