flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.
by The Dude's a Pederast December 22, 2007
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world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders
A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.
by Hercolena Oliver August 31, 2008
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spider man no way home

spider man fans searched this
spider man no way home
by WhatToPut-? September 08, 2021
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Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc

Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.

Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!
by AussieCol September 22, 2017
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Spider-Man: No Way Home

A new Spider-Man movie coming out after the COVID. The movie is about all three universes of Spider-Man (Tom Holland, Tobey Maguire, and Andrew Garfield) teaming up. Although it is confirmed that Tobey Maguire is going to be in, it is not confirmed that Andrew Garfield is.
Yo, I can't wait for Spider-Man: No Way Home to come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Spider-Bruh April 27, 2021
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dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.
look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!
by additheallergy May 06, 2023
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Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.
MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."
by The CBear April 03, 2010
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