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Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
by @bertccomedy May 10, 2015
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Son

Dude, Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady’s son cuz of how badly he got clapped in the super bowl!
by Gween February 8, 2021
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An-Son

The greatly greatest man to ever bless this humble pile of dogshit we call a planet (yes even greater than jesus, all you christian nonbelievers out there). He speaks 45 different languages (even the ones made solely from curses for speaking to degenerates), plays 27 different instruments and is the godliest drummer on earth, beat 5 grandmasters at chess simultaneously, while blindfolded, hospitalized and immobilised, and was dubbed "kid meth cook wiz" by the british national walter white association
"Damn bro is that An-Son?"
"HOly shit bro it is yeah"
"someday i'm gonna be as great as him."
"What the fuck you just say bro? No one's as great as that legend An-Son."
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
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The Simp Sons

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram
"I got added to the simp sons gc!"
by Bee asf June 14, 2020
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eta son

A meme, originally used by the team that made UnthreadedJB. Back in the old days, there was this iOS jailbreak team that everyone thought was fake and it was sort of jokingly followed as "look at these idiots trying to convince the community that they can do something". They called themselves UnthreadedJB, and they kept meme-ing "eta son".

That team then surprised everyone and actually released a working jailbreak, but for a very limited device/iOS version range... and all of the versions they supported were already supported by redsn0w, so it was completely useless.

Today, "eta son" (or "eta s0n") is used as a way to mock people who beg for jailbreak releases, usually Twitter users. The beggars are often referred to as "wen eta-ers" (sometimes "eta kids" or "eta kiddies") because they constantly ask "WEN??????" (when without the 'h' because usually, the beggars are young/immature and can't spell).
wen eta-er: "WEN ETA????????????????????"
jailbreak developer: "eta son"
by suši bākā January 20, 2023
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Goldberg's Son

When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son
by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021
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Whitty-Son

1) White boy
2) Has the biggest penis on the eastern sea board
"Whitty-son Your gay son"
by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
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