Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 02, 2021

skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 09, 2016

Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son September 22, 2008

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 07, 2011

skeet user

raged girl with penis, that thinks his cheat is best.

Hey dude this tranny is retarded, you mean the skeet user?

by BesteDirector November 25, 2017

treat skeet

when a girls makes a guy cum on to a part of her own body

i treat skeeted on melinda last night

by mattiussss August 23, 2008

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 25, 2006