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puddin' ring

a goatee beard that looks as if the wearer had just put a can of pudding to his mouth and it left a ring. usually seen on fat bald guys who work the door at strip clubs or play bass in really bad "hawdcore" bands.
look at that guys goatee it looks like a puddin' ring
by bobovdeath May 2, 2007
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Ring Arse

The red toilet seat shaped mark around the arse that appears after extensive shitting. Usually appears after 10 minutes of toilet time.
"that was such a long shit, I have really bad ring arse!"
by 9ringways9 January 10, 2010
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The Ring

The Ring is a horror movie starring Naomi Watts and other people I can't remember. If horror movies don't bother you, this won't either. However if horror movies frighten you, don't watch it. You will freak out if your t.v. goes to that static screen, or if someone calls you saying "seven days". Normally horror movies don't bother me but this one did.
*girl comes out of tv*
me- hey megan, what are you watching?
megan- The Ring. This movie creeps me out!
by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010
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red ring of death

something bad that happens to your xbox because of some reason that no one knows although its probarbly so microsoft can con money out of you for reapairs
damnit i got the red ring of death100 BUCKS! IM GETTING A PS3!
by dfnition101 July 14, 2010
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Hungarian Ring Worm

A traditional hand job from behind the back and under the legs. Preferably the giver's face is submerged in the anus of the taker.
Philip received a nice hungarian ring worm from Charles for his 18th birthday.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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Ring of fire

The feeling a woman has during natural child birth when given no medication. This happens when the baby is about to pass out of the vagina when the head emerges. The vagina feels like it is on fire as if someone has set on fire from the stretching of the folds of skin..
When a the baby is about to emerge form the vagina the Dr or midwife will often say you are about to experience the Ring of Fire.
by Lisa1980 November 12, 2010
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Jew Ring

Jew rings are a boiled then baked dough ring. when referred to as bagels, they are usually very poor in quality. but Jew rings are top notch in texture and flavour.

Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.

Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.
Schlomo: I'm getting hungry, hymie, what should we do?

Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!

Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??

Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?

Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off
by steve2202 November 16, 2010
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