River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.
"River is the goat."
"River"
"River"
by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023
Get the Rivermug. pearl river central high school is where a lot of fake ass people are, they always fight about the most childish shit. it’s also an 3/5 rating place, where the food taste like shit, but don’t get me wrong, some people there are amazing! so please come to pearl river central high school!
by nunyobussinessss November 12, 2019
Get the pearl river central high schoolmug. The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 3, 2017
Get the Bridge on the river Kokmug. by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021
Get the tits in the rivermug. A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.
by Lanee June 9, 2015
Get the River Bottom Dwellermug. A bunch of pussys that live in vero. Could possibly be the lamest people in all of Florida. If you like to be sexually assaulted, bullied and harassed this is the place for you. Join us ASAP
by ThiccDicc6942069 September 8, 2021
Get the Indian River Charter Highmug. a mean person who acts tuff and strong but is actually a softie. They are the most caring person you will ever meet. Once they find something they love they will cherish it with all their heart. They have a great smile and amazing hair. They also tend to cry a lot and fail to hide it. they mean everything they say and never go back on their promises. They are someone im grateful to meet and hope i spend the rest of my life with.
by pissfart6000 March 6, 2022
Get the Rivermug.