poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 23, 2011

Poon Poon

It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs

I love poon poon

by Rucas - GGSS BOYS August 11, 2021

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

boon poon

A derogatory term for black (specifically subsaharan descent) womans gentials. It has a similar entomology to sheboon (with the root word being baboon).

I need boon poon. I have jungle fever

by Larguslargus January 17, 2025

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009