poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016

Poon Spoon

A Pseudonym for a penis

"I'm gonna destroy that hoe wid mah Poon Spoon"

by Frazzle Dazzle May 8, 2014

too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

by matches April 22, 2003

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Poon

nickname for anyone named vesper

“hey poon”
“who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”

by anonymous December 18, 2021

poon

a person who is just a fuckin “when” moment, they’re are still in the closet and mega simps. they’re also sometimes curkie’s

fuck me that poon annoys me

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020