Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012

Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.

Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."

by T00NS May 7, 2020

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.

Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.

by Clark gwold December 12, 2024

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by anonymous January 27, 2021

poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”

Poon glue

by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018

bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.

Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.

by Your mothers ass April 19, 2014