Perfect

Ex. 1: Tristan, there's nobody I'd rather be with than you. You wanna know why? Because you're perfect for me, and we're perfect for each other.

Perfect by maddawg_121003 September 9, 2020

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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

Perfect bullshit by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020