A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .
by weekndworrior October 26, 2017
Get the purple mummymug. A phrase that has evolved in the present day lexicon, a reference to the first three words of the Preamble of the U.S. Constitution and the blending of red and blue, that reflects the mass defection of disillusioned Republicans from their damaged party, thanks to their current front front-running indicted candidate, the notorious and disgraced 45.
We are watching a stampede of elephants who are increasingly incredulous and mortified refer to themselves as ‘We the Purple’ in an effort to differentiate themselves from the elected cowards who have so far been entirely unwilling to cut his sorry ass loose.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
Get the We the Purplemug. This occurs when you pass out drunk with a cock ring on . Upon waking up you discover your penis is still erect and has taken on a purple hue. Amputation is required if you slept too long
Did you hear about Kyle , he was drunk playing with his dick and woke up with a purple Vinnie . Poor bastard had to have it amputated
by Liquid fart April 3, 2018
Get the purple vinniemug. A prize won by justin for alexis at the n.c. carnival on august 3rd 2011 and is to be kept forever:)
by klasey August 4, 2011
Get the Purple Jawnmug. When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014
Get the purple burritomug. £20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
by Pippathecat June 1, 2014
Get the purple sheetmug. A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015
Get the Sexy Purplemug.