depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

lisa frank orgasm

An orgasm so intense that the fireworks in my brain went from bright gold to a Lisa Frank vintage 1980’s rainbow unicorn Trapper Keeper cover!

Neal: Holy fuck, Amy, why’d you stop sucking my dick and started laughing hysterically?

Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 10, 2018

orgasm

something that you never had but wish you did.

Hey babe, what's an orgasm?

something that you never had-

by im mommy May 26, 2022

orgasmate

Now, as one ages, the capacity to orgasmate (have orgasms and masturbate) decreases steeply.

To be able to orgasmate abundantly, was the hallmark of successful youthfulness!

by Scimitar May 29, 2022

anti-orgasm October

a time of year where you cannot orgasm in October it is similar to NNN (no nut November) this is a extreme version of NNN since you have NNN the next month making it harder

Chad: don't be a pussy participate in anti-orgasm October.

Justin: nah man it's too hard

by Eggsonthe3rd December 27, 2022

Laura Palmer orgasm

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.

Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”

by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025