The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
Get the Jizz Gremlinmug. when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
Get the jizz trumpetmug. by billsmashole June 3, 2011
Get the jizz stormmug. that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
by james thurmus July 11, 2003
Get the jizz cupmug. by dai low 2 June 14, 2009
Get the jizz and tonicmug. Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009
Get the T Jizzmug. by Miamii September 13, 2013
Get the jizz twizzlermug.