Johnny-Not-So-Smart

a good-natured but mentally challenged person

Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.

by Jackasslaw February 06, 2010

Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022

Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 11, 2018

18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”

Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?

by Bundty September 13, 2023

The Johnny Reservo Effect

When an opinion is deconstructed to such a fundamental level that the person/group holding the point of view have to contradict the core idea and in doing so have their mind changed.

"Wow, I just had my mind changed!"

"That's the Johnny Reservo Effect."

by Bill Holden August 31, 2019

Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's

Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend

by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 12, 2016