Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019

Matthew kidwell

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019

matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.

Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!

by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019

matthew sargent

Gazebo

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo

by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019

Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome

Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot

by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016

Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

matthew furman

A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.

We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.

To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!

“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”

“Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches”

by The lil boy 7 July 9, 2020