Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.
by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018
Get the oh my knobmug. Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.
by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016
Get the Door knobsmug. slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019
Get the slob on my knobmug. Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"
by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023
Get the Knob-Jockeymug. A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
Get the knob monkeymug. "Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"
"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"
"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"
by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012
Get the Knob Wrenchmug. An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!
by Jat42069 January 16, 2024
Get the Grassy Knobmug.