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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Gridly Iron

The proper spelling of the word Griddler.
Thats sir is a nice Griddler. You sir are a dumbass the gramaticly correct term is Gridly Iron,
by AnnsLoverDork May 17, 2009
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Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.
Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'
by Chairman Money June 27, 2010
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iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.
Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."
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Iron Tip

Soder your dick with any type of metal and masturbate, have oral sex, anal sex,vaginal sex, or any other type of sex. Do it when it cools and is hard.
My Iron Tip broke in the condom.
by Da Milk Man a.k.a. Melki May 13, 2010
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Iron Dog

Term used to refer to one's snowmobile.
Let's jump on the Iron Dogs and shoot up the mountain!
by Cleerod April 10, 2007
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ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.
T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup
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