Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.

Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.

by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011

Closet Bunny

An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.

Got another video from closet bunny. Deleted!

by Hoslaya October 22, 2025

the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009