The Horny Sombrero

When you cum into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till the mold is full. then freeze it and wear it.

yo, dood where did you get The Horny Sombrero?
I made it myself

by james blakely October 8, 2014

Horny Sombrero

the act of cumming into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till it is full, then freezing it and wearing it.

yo man can my gurl have ur horny sombrero?

ya dood ill make another

by james blakely October 8, 2014

horny plump

An offensive term for a very horny, BBW cougar/Milf.

Horny plump is a perfect epitome of a paradox since horny and plump are adjectives by themselves, but I have combined them to form a noun.

by Sexydimma December 16, 2013

horny goat

Horny goat is when a female or male try to hook up with to many people at once

Jeff-did you hear about Sara

Megan-no what happend

Jeff-she's such a horny goat

by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016

horny whore

A horny whore is a person who can't get enough sex because they feel the need to carry as many std's as humanly possible as therefore this is a horny whore

A horny whore came up to me and asked me what I was doing later

by gagsyrrn December 31, 2015

Horny morny

When someone is horny in a situation where they shouldn't be hornyi

-Wow just watched some midget porn. Not my proudest fap
-horny morny again with dem midgies?

by Walwal June 12, 2018

Horny But Thorny

Horny But Thorny is a made up word by the one and only me. It means when someone is horny and wants to have sex really bad, but their dick is too rough so no girl want it in there and no girl wants to kiss that one guy cuz he has 2 much stubble on his chin. LOL

There was once this one guy who was Horny But Thorny so no girl wanted to date/have sex with him. Poor guy. . .

by Horny & Thorny March 30, 2019