Hayden

Typically a gay guy with a monster chode, that has divorced parents and is a furry.

Guy #1: That guy over there kinda looks like he's trying to be a cat, is he a furry or something

Guy#2: Yeah, that's Hayden I also heard he's packing 1 inches length and 5 inches girth.

by Yappingduck69 December 20, 2023

Hayden

The name Hayden is only for the most fat people you can find. Often gingers who have no souls, you won’t see them outside because they are allergic to sunlight like all gingers. Often in a cave like room on a Xbox series X playing Madden 24 he or she will spend most of their time. They like to make “brookies” which are a combination of cookies and brownies they often don’t taste very good and crumble faster than the government during the Covid-19 pandemic. They are usually gentle creatures who aren’t hostile unless provoked, the issue with this is like a teenage girl on her period, everything upsets them, they try to find a hidden message in everything you say, even if there isn’t one which their usually isn’t. Although they are often loyal, they will choose others over you because they look at what will benefit them more than you, if you ask to be included with the other groups they will laugh in your face because they strongly believe that they are better and more important than you. Often having multiple middle names for no apparent reason they often include Robert, John, Anthony, Rosenbaum, and Fredrick to name a few. Having very deceiving looks they will be faster, stronger, and better at sports than you, because of this fuels their belief that they are the most important person in the world.

Stop being a hayden before Mom yells at you.

by BigPapi380 December 31, 2023

Hayden

she wants to kick your shins after telling her that shes bad at project seikai

Hayden: i will kick you in your shins. "NOO PLEASE DONT"

by TinyPenisOliver January 13, 2024

Hayden Lee Robinson

young maori drilla

Hayden Lee Robinson

by austagular November 12, 2024

Hayden King

Hayden king the sweetest boy you will ever meet he's so cute and handsome and loves everyone around him no matter what his flaws are he's just so perfect especially his green eyes

"Look at hayden king his eyes are so beautiful and he loves his girlfriend so much"

by Hollyan August 17, 2024

Haydenism

Behavior characterized by deriving sexual gratification or pleasure from witnessing or causing others' trauma or suffering.

Haydenism is one of the most vile and devious behaviours.

by IceSpiceLover912 April 22, 2024

Hardened Gay

It's what you call a homosexual who is so repressed that cannot express his feminine side because of fear of getting bullied.

Therefore he's not flamboyant or express any of the typical gay behaviors.

Joe: Hey dude, have you seen that Gay Streamer who doesn't look like a faggot?

Bob: Yeah, he's a Hardened Gay, no one is picking a fight against him.

by SsusS April 23, 2024