dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 02, 2021

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018

UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.

by ZXY&ABC October 09, 2022

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!

I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 04, 2021

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020