by AmazingWordPerson December 19, 2019
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.
by if-not-now-then-when January 18, 2023
Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
by M0nke March 19, 2024
Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.
by LazyBread123 June 09, 2023
by wdymmmmmm November 02, 2020
The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
by ScrattyNeonblind January 02, 2011