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Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
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Eli

I love Eli.
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eli brown

Another word for Eggar
Hey eggar (Eli brown) what’s up!
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Elis

She or He is commonly known as very sus individual
She is very elis
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Eli moment

Eli moments are a subset of memes that are horribly unfunny, mostly consisting of stuff from dedicated "dank meme" Instragram accounts and subreddits such as r/dankmemes, r/funny, and r/holup.

The reason they are called Eli moments is because when Unfunny is encoded to base64, the letter E is found. When Stupid is encoded to base64, you fine L, and when Nobody Cares is encoded to bas64, you find I.
That meme about bugs bunny was such an Eli moment.

Bro the top post for the day on r/dankmemes is such an Eli moment
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Eli

Eli is the best person you will meet. He is extremely humble and flirty to that one person and stays loyal. He has the most beautiful smile that makes all the girls fall for him. He doesn’t like someone often but when he does he will be with them forever. Eli has a great personality and a lot of money although he never uses that to get what he wants and prefers to keep it a secret.
You and Eli are cute together.

Eli is so cute 😊

I love Eli ❤️
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elis

elis is a wankstain
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