Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts

hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro

by cazpers January 7, 2023

Doing a Morty

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

by iamrick December 5, 2020

To 'do a Benji'

To do a Benji: To go off on your own while playing squads in Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, leaving your team alone, getting three knockouts then dying, making your impact useless and then raging at your teammates for not helping you from across the map.

I thought we were going to go Rozhok, but Luke decided to 'do a Benji' and drop military island instead...

by TheRealEdd November 28, 2017

Doing a Tommy

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks as a fashion statement.

Even though it wasn't cold, Bob was doing a Tommy.

by Bobwayne June 21, 2019

Do in a pinch

When a person is generally considered not attractive enough to hook up with but they will suffice when it’s late, you’re drunk or if you need a ride.

She’s not hot but she’ll do in a pinch.

by Mr. Bunluv June 7, 2018

Doing a Ben

When a player in GTA reminds others about security cameras then runs directly in sight of them, then flat out denies any wrong doing.

Doing a Ben
Ben: guys camera, CAMERA GUYS !!
*Ben runs off directly in sight of camera*
*clockstrikes1 has alerted security*
Ben: what happened ?
Team: you ran into the camera
Ben: no I didn’t

Team: Ben you pulled a Ben again

by Hesinberg May 20, 2020