The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.

Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!

by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017

A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.

Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!

by coolgangstergamer January 20, 2024

dippin dollars

The act of dipping your ones in your drink before giving them to a stripper.

You need to get these motherfuckers out of here! They're dippin dollars!

by Seductive Buffalo February 27, 2017

Off the dollar

Used to describe (typically) cheap coke done off of a dollar bill in a situation in which other means of snorting are inconvenient.

:"Hey, want a bump?"
::"Nah, man, I'm driving."
:"Just wait 'till a stop sign, it's off the dollar."

by OldMemes November 26, 2015

got no dollar

Another way of saving you haven't got any money.

Soz can't, got no dollar

by RoseLunaPoof March 28, 2011