Decembering

A term in South Africa otherwise described as having monate or in other terms enjoying life

I was Decembering at the club last night

by Erica Muneri December 7, 2020

December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...

Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*

by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

december 24th

National kidnap your favorite person day!

"Hey its December 24th! Christmas eve! Hop in the van Suzy!" John exlaimed.

by weewootimetostealurshoes December 23, 2020

December 26

The day where you give your favourite person your hoodie :) <3

Boy: “Hey babe! Its December 26!!
”

Girl: “Oh yeah!”

Boy: *gives hoodie*

by Hailee Demartino December 25, 2020

December 32nd

The day that comes after new year's eve in 2020 because the year isn't done with us yet

Dave: Happy New Year's
Alan: Don't jinx it, December 32nd can come for you
Dave: I wouldn't be surprised seeing the way 2020 has gone

by Azexus_1 December 31, 2020

December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

December 31st

The worst day to have a birthday. People are more likely to go out to party then be with you on your birthday. Sometimes you feel lonely and wish it was an other day so you didn't realize how sad and alone you are.

Person 1: Hey man you look upset something up?
You: Sometimes I feel like im Gods big joke
Person 1: Why is that?
You: Im always told how lucky I am for being born on December 31st and how rare it is. Yet on a day where im supposed to be with friends and family I couldn't be more alone. Like God made me on this day just to laugh.
Person 1: Oh...well happy birthday.

by Lllllslsksbdhdbdbd November 22, 2021