December 25

the absolute WORST day to even be born within a week from it.

december 25 is lame cuz you get presents for bday and christmas
bruh Jamie was born on dec 23rd and she gets presents that count for birthdays and christmas that must SUCK

by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019

December 11th

Happy birthday to my bestie!!! I could never ask for anyone else. You are awesome and an amazing friend. If I didn't have you things would not be as fun. Plus you always have my back and I will always have yours! You're cool and brave. You have been there for me when no one else has. You always stand up to people for me and I will try to stand up to people for you. You're my bestie! Happy birthday! ILY (no homo)💙

December 11th is my besties birthday!

by Ellie-the-boring-one October 20, 2019

December 32

It doesnt exist you dumbass

Suzie:Oh hey katrinaa did you know that today is December 32
Katrinaa:that doesnt exist suzie
Suzie:whatever you say *goes to tell someone else*

by Limelightsisteravacodo23ks52 November 7, 2019

Deceitful Cuntbag

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.

Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank

by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010

No Nut December

For niggas whom failed No Nut November, and want a second chance, or niggas whom didn't know about No Nut November but would've participated. Only worth half as much credit as No Nut November. If a nigga does both back to back he's literally a god.

Man, I failed No Nut November but I'm ready for No Nut December

by Lil Beter November 30, 2017

Decepticon

The decepticons were military hardware built by the quintessons. Being programmed for war they typically fight to secure the land and wipe out the enemy. Sold to the highest bidder alien races bought them and used them as soldiers to win wars. They were also used by the quintessons as soldiers to watch over cybertron and protect the quintesson rulers. Alongside the quintesson guardian robots. The counter part to the decepticons were the peaceful autobots who were built to be workers. The autobots were consumer goods products for the quintessons. When transforners started gaining sentience, and started developing emotions, they started realizing they were slaves. An autobot named A3 who would later be known as Aloha Trion rose up as an autobot resistance leader. The Autobots and Decepticons united and overthrew their quintesson slave masters who had become abusive, petty and indifferent to the emotional needs of their slaves. The autobots established a democratic society. Unfourtunately being built and programmed for war this did not suit the Decepticons. Under the autobot rule they would become workers or just non violent peacekeepers. This contradicted the decepticons programmed instincts and their culture. In time the Decepticobs came to view the autobots as oppressors. If A3 could turn the Autobot slave brand into a symbol of freedom. The Decepticons would turn the decepticon badge into a symbol that represents that they are the rulers and will never be slaves again.

Those decepticons try to wipe us out and oppress us. But yet they think that living peacefully amongst us is a form of slavery or oppression. A decepticon only understands kill and take.

by Carjackercracker June 27, 2014

decemberunderground

The latest album by AFI (A Fire Inside). Although different from their previous albums, it still kicks ass. Often dissed on by closed minded fucks that only accept AFI's older albums.

closed minded fuck: "oh god!! i hate hate hate AFI's new album!! i love "old school afi" better! they disappoint me!"
me:"uh, ya.. you need to cheer up and get over it. ill talk to you later.. im going to go listen to decemberunderground."

by bowchicabow June 15, 2006