When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.
raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.
by Eh da ebusser July 3, 2020

Person1: "hey have you met danny simpson?"
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"
Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"
Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore
by DannyHater2921 January 3, 2023

Estonian and American actor, known for starring in Nikita Kills Again! and Desperado. He usually plays tough badasses , although sometimes he can show some emotional performance
-He knows the score!...he gets the women!...and he KILLS the BADGUYS!
-W...who are you talking about?
-Danny Krylov....who the hell else?
-W...who are you talking about?
-Danny Krylov....who the hell else?
by Jenson Marin February 27, 2017

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.
by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018

The sweetest person you’ll ever be friends with. She’s wholesome and caring, she will listen to your problems and comfort you. She’s probably punk and adores hello kitty along with 100 gecs. Danny owns a bunch of cute animals and lives in a mansion. She’s great at baking and playing the guitar too. If you become friends with a Danny, don’t ever lose her.
by CharlieBrown’sPubes July 2, 2021

Daniel is a cool dude who also goes by the name Danny , Dan, medland you get the point.You can catch Danny sitting in a library at lunch with all of his girlfriends who he thinks are his bitches. Daniel is a flag buff and thinks he’s so cool that he can name flags nobody cares about. He is a geography god so bow down to him. He was rejected by his first love Samantha who is now with Connor check out #comantha.
by Anonymousmyass December 14, 2021
