A head football coach who's been stabbed, loves chewing tobacco, and is incredibly stubborn. He likes yelling and making fun of children, and most likely got laid at 12. Examples of quotes "Racoons... aggressive little shits." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW"
by greeneggsnshmeegle January 8, 2019

by Gipfeldreieck 2367 January 11, 2025

Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She has a nice personality and is very pretty. If you know a Mollie Brian you are very lucky 😎
by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020

by Not sukaina May 13, 2019

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
I love brian
by ——;/ June 6, 2024

Brian is a bitch nigga
by Jah se May 21, 2020
