Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 May 25, 2018

Brian

Secret number between 3 and 4.

“ count from 1-5”
“1, 2, 3, brian, 4, 5.”

by Jakek09 August 24, 2025

brian

The biggest cock wielding man to ever grace the earth, the brexit geezer is 6,8ft on a bad day and 7,0ft when using his cock to stand.

Brian the son of all gods

by Brians cock November 14, 2022

Brian

Absolute pile of cunt munching shot who needs to be put down like the fucking dickless chihuahua that he is

Man, Brian fucking sucks ass.

by Poojpnes January 2, 2021