by @SoManyStamples February 12, 2024
Mom: Tells dad to check on you
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019
A man that enters into the activities of ancient manhood — war, plunder, adventure — with a happy heart. They are defined by their physical courage and prowess as a warrior, and are idealised for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.
by pikohchu September 04, 2022
When you're balls deep in a girl and you slap your wrist in order to keep going and stop yourself from cumming too early.
by KevCuntway January 03, 2018
1: Whats with Jake?
2: He's got hero knuckles. He tried beating GH world tour twice in one go.
1: Dumbass...
2: He's got hero knuckles. He tried beating GH world tour twice in one go.
1: Dumbass...
by 3ngl!ishm@j0r August 12, 2011
The hero finder thinks he/she knows what's in everyone's best interest, and found just the guy/girl for the public to start worshipping. Yesterday it was the kid who tackled the gunman, today it's an athlete, tomorrow its somebody's teacher, the next day it's another person most people are not impressed by.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020