The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
Get the Army girlfriendmug. A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.
Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
Get the Army recruitermug. by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 6, 2021
Get the Armymug. “Hey im an army!”
“Really?” *smacks*
“Excuse me dumbass hoe who do you think your smacking?” *beats the shit out of the person
“Really?” *smacks*
“Excuse me dumbass hoe who do you think your smacking?” *beats the shit out of the person
by hahahahhaah December 23, 2020
Get the armymug. The Moy Army is the most strongest fandom in the world, like if one of the Moy boys feels pain, whether physical or mental, we all feel it. Whether they want it or not, they have to tell us, and we know it when things it's wrong. The Moy Army doen't judge people organisations the others fandom and if we see a hater it's us talking to them. The Moy Army is full of hidden talent, Moy Army is our whole life and we don't want to leave it. We are restoring peace everywhere. To all the members of Moy Army who read this STAY POSITIVE.
by We Are One Big Family October 13, 2019
Get the Moy Armymug. A Club Penguin army community full of absolute wetwipes. Typically they go on Club Penguin Rewritten and try to annoy innocent players going about their day. The HCOM is clueless as well.
by clubpenguinlad December 18, 2020
Get the Underground Mafias Armymug. "omg no is that an army"
"DID SOMEONE SAY BTS??? OMG WHO'S YOUR BIAS? FAVORITE SONG? HOW MUCH MERCH DO YOU OWN?? GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JHOPE WILL MARRY ME SKSKKSKS AND I OOP THEY ARE THE BEST BOYGROUP EVER AND MUCH MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE BEATLES!!!!!!"
"DID SOMEONE SAY BTS??? OMG WHO'S YOUR BIAS? FAVORITE SONG? HOW MUCH MERCH DO YOU OWN?? GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JHOPE WILL MARRY ME SKSKKSKS AND I OOP THEY ARE THE BEST BOYGROUP EVER AND MUCH MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE BEATLES!!!!!!"
by pls no August 26, 2019
Get the armymug.