Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

a lot a bit

exact opposite of a little bit. secret phrase of jeff and kelsi

she was loved in large quantities. she was loved a lot a bit.

by kdad May 17, 2006

A fatal attraction

one whom is willing to put not only their life at risk for a fictional relationship, but everyone elses around them(including the partner)

Self abuse-to put a partner in jail (setting a partner up if other partner the choose to brake the relationship off, inorder to punish the partner)often resulting in incarceration

by Miss Harris October 18, 2003

a "Johnson" answer

When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.

To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.

I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.

by dying_fish September 20, 2020

Bitching Out A Dumb Ass Hoe

Bitching out a dumb ass hoe; is where you bitch at her cause she's a two faced bitch, who has no heart, uses people, and will sleep with anyone/anything that has a dick!

I'm bitching out a dumb ass hoe right now. what are you doing?

or it's bitching out a dumb ass hoe/slut/cunt/whore/skank.

by that.one.girl.333. September 27, 2008

Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012