the awesome

When something is defined as awesome. Displayed in quotations, when possible.

Look at my new wristband. It's "the awesome".

by iamholly.com April 7, 2005

The Awesome

Foul act of sexual misconduct. Performed on a completely passed out female. Performer takes two bags of shit and surgically inserts them into the female's tits. Then, once the female wakes up, the performer shouts, "The Awesome" and swings their hands in a forceful way onto the female's tits, causing the shit bags to explode painfully.

My friend Joe is the only person I've heard of who has tried The Awesome.

by Ben and Ben January 11, 2009

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

One of the best shows to ever grace the television

Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!

by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014

Bear-Awesome

Derived from awesome, a word meaning that something is awe-inspiring. The term defines the kind of awe as the same you'd feel when confronted with a large, freaking bear!

"This dip is bear-awesome!"

by TheOtherChris April 27, 2006

The awesome answer

The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.

TRUE ANSWER --

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."

rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."

THE AWESOME ANSWER -

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"

rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"

by ALMFFE December 7, 2010

Pure unrefined awesome

Awesomeness to the extreme

This steak is pure unrefined awesome.

by awesomepossum December 12, 2008

Super Neon Awesome

When items bought online arrive correctly,quickly, and unbroken

man i just bought some shit off ebay the transaction was "Super Neon Awesome"

by cheesebarrelyeah!@! August 13, 2010