Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason

Jason is a nice guy, he usually does not like to fight. He can be smart, but kind of lazy and weird sometimes. Nicknames for Jason can be Jace,Jayce,Jay,or JJ.

Justin: Hey! I heard we got a new kid today!
Liam: I know, I hope they won’t be mean.
Jason: Hello everyone! My name is Jason, and I would like to make some new friends today!

by Trinity:) December 3, 2019

Jason

Very dangerous people who leaves in a city that is more dangerous than New York. He is very impolite and mad at people but the only one he loves are Sophie's. He doesn't hesitate to burn things to do what he wants.

Look it is Jason i am scared that he burns my trash !!

by Abbatlatyrannie June 23, 2022

Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

Jason

A black nigga with a horse cock and not only does he have a horse cock he can pull bitches too Elijah is the total opposite

Jason is black
Black wit a big dick

by Black ghost November 21, 2021

Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being

Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend

by sno0ze November 22, 2020

Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.

Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”

by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021