Henry

People named Henry have all the best qualities. They best resemble Jeff Spicolli, Stifler, The Greek God Zeus, Ferris Bueller, and Austin Powers. They always do what is right. They are people who will ride or die for you.They like to spend their time wisely finding the best and most fun ways to make money. People named Henry are some of the smartest people you’ll ever meet, yet they do not try in school. While someone named Henry is super short, they make up for size where it counts and are extremely sexy. They get any girl they want. If you are ever lucky enough to date a Henry, he will be there for you through the good and bad, and put you before all else. Many accounts have said that the best sex they have had is with someone named Henry. People named Henry gamble like a degenerate, smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish. If your ever in a tight situation you can always rely on Henry to get you out of it. Luck always seems to be on their side. Even under immense pressure, he will never tell something you’ve told him and would never snitch. Henry’s are very witty, and this is showed when they roast others. When they are around people are laughing.

Woman 1: That guy is so seductive, he has a way with words.
Woman 2: That was Henry, but he’s not in your league.

Woman 1: He’s so hot of course he’s in my league
Woman 2: He's to good for you.

by Candice Dikphit May 20, 2019

henry cai

doesn't meet his girlfriend for years on end.

"Oh I haven't seen my girlfriend in 5 years."
"You're such a henry cai."

by doggyuwu May 24, 2021

Henry

A Henry is a person wich name is Henry. they can at times be some of the most messed up people you meet. They are not afraid to hurt themselves for entertainment purposes and give little to no fucks what people think about them. Some of them can be compared to Satan. In a Henry´s life he will probably try to assurt dominance in something like who does more stupid stuff and or who can get themselves hurt. Usually a Henry has atleast one selfharm scar.

Jack: yo did you hear what Henry did?
Thoman: no, what did he do?
Jack: the crazy bastard used his bike as a sword to kill a duck and it worked!
Thomas: he finally killed that duck...

by Sataniclad October 16, 2019

Henry brown

Someone who takes it up the bum

*does something camp*
“You’re such a henry brown”

by Living bunny August 10, 2021

The Henry Line

A line that you don’t cross with your friends! EVER! Yet some people do and need to be punished for such behaviour!

“Kev is toeing the Henry line again lad, might have to put him in the WhatsApp gulag with a sly block!”

by Davematians4sale February 8, 2021

Henry

He's kind,smart funny with a bit of a dark sense of humor. He loves you, sometimes he might not act like it but he does. He will fight for you but still give you your space. And if you need him he will be there. He will always love you no matter what you do.

I love you Henry.

by #2 big bro’s December 30, 2020

Henri Jeanson

A "Henri Jeanson", so to speak, is a phenomenon in which all the world's charisma, magnetism, charm, intelligence and generally all attributes considered to be peaks of humanity are coalesced into a mortal form - designated Henri Jeanson. This scantly seen entity walks the Earth truly devoid of flaws, merely observing the comparatively sullied environment around itself, taking notes for machinations beyond the descriptive scope of our lexicons. Truly a being of praise.

"I am become Henri Jeanson" - Henri Jeanson

by SirEggulous May 3, 2025