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Pootie Cuck

A modern American Conservative that now Cucks for Daddy Putin. Usually, whose real daddy or grandaddy fought in WWII to set up NATO. But now sides against NATO and/or Ukraine and sides with Russia.
This Pootie Cuck thinks Trump is sincere about peace with Ukraine and Russia.
by CatchingRays February 28, 2025
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Cuck Sucker

The art of performing oral sex on a cuck watching his or her partner being pounded by another person
Did you hear about Leiv Shrieber? Turns out he’s a real cuck sucker.
by Leiv Shrieber March 7, 2019
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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Cuck

Acronym for Can’t Unfuck Cellogg’s Kornflakes.
That guy’s a cuck, his wife’s cheated on him 58 times.”

“Damn.”
by ConradtheUltimate May 1, 2024
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rent cuck

Someone who pays more rent than the asking price.
1: You must be getting a great deal on this apartment, right?
2: Actually my boyfriend is a rent cuck so we're spending nearly $500 more than our next door neighbors.
by dots4dickn June 30, 2023
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cuck

A pathetic, subservient, beta MAGA Republican “male” who, like J.D. Vance, would line up to kiss Trump’s flaccid and flatulent ass.
Did you see that 300-yard long line of cucks lined up to kiss Trump’s ass at the Ohio State Fair last summer when it was 98 degrees out? To make matters worse, Trump was oozing milky brown pearls of sweat onto his orange ass-hairs, but the MAGA cucks were still lapping it up.
by Qutiepie October 10, 2022
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