YouTube-al Ligation 

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

YouTube-al Ligation by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

YouTube worthy 

A Metaphor to porn on the Internet becuase everybody knows that the worst porn is on YouTube, but for some reason it's still used.

Usually used to compare someone's sex skills.

Jack: I hooked up with Harriet last night!
Aaron: She's a total slut, I'd say that's YouTube worthy.

YouTube worthy by DallasTX April 17, 2010

Youtube-ful

An adjective describing a person who has an extreme Youtube life, and is always watching videos.

Hannah posted so many videos on Abby's wall in a week that it was quite obvious she was a Youtube-ful person.

Youtube-ful by abby7g August 30, 2010

YouTube News 

"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".

This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).

Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.

HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:

You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.

If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".

EXAMPLE 1:

MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!

BILLY: YouTube news.

MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.

BILLY: Yeah, I know.

EXAMPLE 2:

JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.

BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.

EXAMPLE 3:

MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.

JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.

MARK: Damn YouTube news.

EXAMPLE 4:

OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.

JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.

YouTube News by jackette55 July 23, 2011

Youtube Flood 

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.

OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.

Youtube Flood by xXGhostmanXx July 31, 2012

Youtube-iquitous 

Describing someone who is famous for no real reason but is all over youtube.

That guy who owns the music store is nobody, but he starts making a few videos and now he's Youtube-iquitous.

Youtube-iquitous by Gwynderlaine October 14, 2014

YouTube Inception 

When a YouTuber watches Teens React to said YouTuber's videos.

Person 1: I am watching Markiplier reacts to Teens React to Markipkier!
Person 2: YouTube Inception!!!!

YouTube Inception by bassgurl November 10, 2015