Harry well

A hairy vagina and then you look inside of it and there's the girl from The Ring

That girl has a very big Harry well

by Big dick madden July 16, 2020

Oliver Wells

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them

"Oliver Wells" looks like a nice guy, but i won't trust him to be my friend

by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020

Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .

Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper

by Fistertwice July 21, 2020

Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020

live well

living your life to the fullest, live but live well, never regret anything

you can’t just live you have to live well

by mnda_b August 9, 2020

well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

by danktle September 6, 2020

Mos Well

Might as well

Timmy, are you taking the trash out tonight ? Shid, I Mos Well.

by Tee400 September 26, 2020