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dog-washing

a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male. When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.
After a particularly hard day at work, Bob couldn't wait to engage in some dog-washing with his wife.
by a_tribute_to_english_majors January 5, 2008
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Simeon Nathaniel Washington

1)A person Who Has A Realyy Humunguss Dick!! And Normal Had A CUsin named Niyah, Isaiah,Tahmeen,, Or A Best friend Name Keemani,,tennel,,Alexis,,Jessica,,Or Jackie.

2) A Person Who Walks Around LOokinga Hot ass Mess
3) A Person Who Hass Nuthing better to Do Exspt Make Dumb Ass Clapping Videos Or Other Videos On Myspace
4) Normaly a Fat Fuck
Daniel:hay Boo where Your Cuzo?
Niyah: Somewhere Clapping His ass Wit His Best friend Jessica
Daniel:Eww He Gay
Niyah:He Look a Hot ass Mess to
Daniel : he Is Such a Simeon Nathaniel washington
by Joshua Nicholes November 28, 2009
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This college is the worst college in virginia, probably the planet. it sucks and there is nothing to do except schoolwork...so if you enjoy working your ass off for mediocre grades and partying once ever 2 months at a lame-ass party until cops bust it at 11.30 then this is the skool for you! plus the kids here are rich, spoiled self-centered brats...so enjoy!
hey did u hear bout a party at the University of Mary Washington?

nah, man theres no such thing
by buttmonkey4lyfe November 8, 2013
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Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris
Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.
by Sonny_Capone March 16, 2012
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washing mashine

Washing mashine and womens day is on the same day.
by Popeyes pirate April 28, 2022
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George Washington Carver

Smothering your balls with peanut butter and having a dog lick it off.
Dan buys peanut butter in bulk because he loves giving Alli's dog the George Washington Carver.
by Riley at slb November 16, 2006
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George Washington

When a man chops off his balls and staples them to another man's forehead.
Brandon George Washingtoned Alex.
by Reddick January 8, 2011
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