"nigga, les go down to 7/11, and git me some of dem moonpies"
"nah, I'm too based out. Ahh, I need a marijuana cigarette to take the edge of this crack high."
"nah, I'm too based out. Ahh, I need a marijuana cigarette to take the edge of this crack high."
by PacoKlanReppin509Bitch March 10, 2015

Guy1: "Dude, I made it to 144th base last night!"
His Friend: "How many gallons of Chlorox Bleach did you use to clean the rug?"
His Friend: "How many gallons of Chlorox Bleach did you use to clean the rug?"
by The U^d3rtak3r November 12, 2008

by Shawn Micheal Graves June 10, 2009

The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.
Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(
by VGerX2001 September 4, 2004

"Jan and John throw butter and smokey in there titty fucking asshole pleasures when they got to fourth bases."
by dickinyourmouth January 22, 2009

Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.
by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017
