monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

matt and abi

Matt and Abi are a cute couple that can’t find any reason to split up , they love each other indefinitely and whenever they are not together all they can think about is seeing each other again. Overall Matt and Abi are a brilliant couple

“Matt and Abi are so cute together “

by Matt Round December 2, 2018

matt

matt is the finest man you will ever meet. he's funny asf. he just gives you the best time of your life when you're texting him. He's great asf in bed. Very skilled and he knows how to comfort you. He makes the funniest tweets ever. And he has the best stan account u can ever see.

girl 1: omg so i met this cool n funny boy omg i think i love him
girl 2: omg ur so lucky he's such a matt

by urfinestlad August 1, 2021

matt

my future boyfriend

i love matt
same
no hes MIne

by emily#1000 November 15, 2020

Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”

by Monkeyy maunnn September 21, 2020

your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003