you've got to be shittting me

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

not going to fly

verb: When something won't go over well, won't pass muster, or won't work in a given situation, it is dismissed with the words "not going to fly" or "ain't gonna fly."

"Dude, we are slammed every Christmas. Go ahead and turn in your vacation request if you want, but it's not going to fly with the boss.

by brite33 December 17, 2009

Are you going to eat that?

What the fat kid says when you're not devouring your hamburger as fast as he did.

Gary Brolsma to some guy in McDonald's:
Are you going to eat that?

by McArnie October 3, 2008

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

going to meet the mule

getting ready for/leaving to go to work; bitching about having to go to your job

I'm going to meet the mule. Gonna follow that mule all day long, staring at its butt

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007