looking ham

hot ass mess

me: you're looking ham today
you: i just woke up

by hotpizzabb January 2, 2014

Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

by jkface August 24, 2016

Taylor Ham

The wrong name for Pork Roll.

I can't believe some people refer to Pork Roll as Taylor Ham, I guess more people are dropped as babies than I thought.

by IHaveSevenNipples May 20, 2021

Whole Ham

Sexual intercourse with a woman that includes everything- pussy, ass and mouth.

Southern based rappers, Mystikal & Soulja Slim, made reference to this phrase in the song, "I'll Pay For It."

"He said he keeps coming back for more because I go whole ham for him."

"Robin doesn't hesitate, she loves goin whole ham for me."

"Don't be vanilla, go whole ham on him."

by brwnbayouchik November 20, 2011

Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

by Crowington May 28, 2020

Ham lake

A shitty little town in Minnesota commonly know as pork pond they only thing in this town is a gas station and a hole in wall cafe called the dead ox

Ham lake what a shitty town

by Pork pond kid February 1, 2017