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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting
I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.
by Funsies September 15, 2025
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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
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DXRacer red and black chair

The great chair that the incredible Milescraft 01 sat on
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DXRacer red and black chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Milescraft 01 April 11, 2023
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Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.
Unscrewing a Chair
by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
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pod chair

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”
by aktitties October 30, 2017
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